Mummy mummy! Where are you? Cried the little boy on the park.
'You little boy' said an elderly lady. 'Come with me and I'll get you an ice cream and then we'll go and look for your mummy'. A small girl said 'I know where your mummy is'
'shush' whispered the little boy. 'I know where she is too, but I've manages to get two free ice cream this morning, and I want a third'.
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Chemistry Teacher: can you give me the formula for water?
Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Chemistry Teacher: Where did you get an idea like that?
Student: you told us the other day it was H to O.
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Father: would you still love my daughter even if she was poor?
Suitor: of course.
Father: you're not good. We don't want fools stupid in our family.
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Boss: you should be here at 8 O'clock.
New Worker: Why? What happened?
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'Get up', shouted Albert's mother. 'You will be late for school.'
'But I don't want to go,' protested Albert. 'All the kids are horrible, the teachers are terrible and it's all extremely boring. I want to stay home'.
'But' replied Albert's mother, 'you are forty-three and the headmaster of the school
